January 2009
December 2008
Hope you all have a happy New Year! “love will get you, everytime.”
“when you stand, they fall”
“i shine so bright when youre around”
Kyle F: If a woman ever tried to kick my ass, i'd be like "AY! You stop... making me dress up like a mailman a-a-a-and making me dance for you whjile you guys smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy i dont even know, on my dads bed!"
I'm just trying to say....
lindsay: so tell me, how much coke have you done today?
This is why math is taught in school.
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and “flipped” the woman off.
“Man, that guy is stupid,” I thought to myself. I ALWAYS...
“I wish I had turrets. That way I could stand in a church and yell...”
– Matt
New Yelp review
Brio Tuscan Grille This is my new favorite restaurant.. hands down. I had never been before prior to last night. I walked in and the place was packed! Which, I guess is a good thing. Apparently, many others liked it as well. We got our table right away. After we sat down we were waited on in just a few minutes. All the waiters were extremely nice. Our waiter kept calling me “madame”...
“Betsey Johnson is my new best friend.”
– Me
Heres some Christmas pictures I’ve taken today!
I hope you all have a Wonderful and Merry Christmas!
Mitch Hedberg "Just For Laughs" from Southernman →
Mitch Hedburg: On The Edge from Dervy Gator →
“tis the season for genocide”
– Sam
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Buttersafe.com →
Me: i think im gonna do a 10 day free trial of WOW
Matthew: thats like saying "I'm going to do a 10-day trial of cocaine."
Im not sure why exactly I like this so much, maybe its the perfect highlighting to make it look so realistic… whatever it is, Its my new best friend.
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